(Source: notyourhonomo)
(Source: forever90s)
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
(Source: illkim)
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
